Saturday, April 30, 2011

Can Duffel Bag Be Washed In Washing Machine

Conversations with my three years, Martina. XIV

P Martina alpo's ass and say "Go ass
smaller than you. "But
large poops out" he says.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Rabbit Cages On Wheels

catchall

P o begin wanted to remember the words that Ana Maria Matute cited to pick up your very well deserved and belated Cervantes. That does not invent not live. Oh, he attends every reason, good woman. For a long time I have a notebook to record appointments, and one of the first I picked up recently acquired something quite similar to what has come to say Matute. Son of Truman Capote: who not imagine is how you do not sweat: poison stores. Brilliant.

The party . That if robbery. That if players theater club. If grass lawn here and there. Words, words, words. Bla ... bla ... bla ... We must talk on the field, and the only country that has spoken so far, is Barcelona. The rest is talk. Maurinho

. I think detestable type, a full of insecurities immature egomaniac who tries to hide making use of the bully attitude middling. I think it does a disservice to Real Madrid. He was booked to win titles. He was booked to win the Champion. And I wonder if a team from the category of Madrid compensate you win at the expense of its prestige. I also think it's getting to Barcelona fans worldwide will grow at the same rate as those in Madrid drop.

Guardiola. I like a fucking. I think it's a kind humble and prudent anti made the mistake of letting go of the anger and respond inappropriately. For more The Catalan media have taken chest and unanimously applauded the gesture, I think it was a throwing error with Maurinho the mud. Leave him alone. A Maurinho, I say, leave him alone, end up awash in mud.

The (whore) wedding. Good. Tomorrow I do not know why he married the prince of the kingdom do not know what I know not that beautiful girl. What little I know about Prince is that four days wearing a thick mop of hair and is now bold. Circumcised as a turnip, go. And fuck is that his younger brother kept a mane of two pairs of balls. Red hair and thick as grass in a field of English football. That should bother us. I, in such a frame of mind, I prefer not to inherit kingdom and show that hair to be King turnip head. Some people (I've seen on TV) who has slept in the open to attend closely to the event. It is anticipated that the hearing will be considerable. Please specify morning I have things to do, so that if someone is kind enough to inform me in detail, really, be grateful forever. In case you will program the video. Now I have the VHS tape.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Japanesechikan Movies

Conversations with my three year old daughter Martina, XIII

M Artina watch TV while I read a book. Are issuing an episode of Dora Explorer we have taken already begun, after doing some zapping . When the drawings are finished, Martina me made known.
-Papa, you are done, "he says.
lift my head from the book and watch the TV.
I see. Well, maybe give it another chapter.
"No dad, they will not give more.
- Really? "Really
of good.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Wooden Barrels For Sale In Houston Tx

Wanted

E his is a desperate appeal addressed to all those good people who, without expecting anything in return, is concerned to solve the misfortunes of others: from a few days ago my husband became Audi is missing. The last time he was seen by reverse circulating Avenida Velodrome in MatarĂ³. The vehicle is easily identifiable because it runs without a driver. I repeat: my brother Audi currently circulating for some stretch of the English road network tangled and does so without driver. The reason: my brother left it parked in front of the house without the hand brake. Know the reason why my brother acted in such a way, perhaps the opinion that Newton was a moron and his theory of gravity is nonsense, and therefore, even though our street has a certain inclination, parked it trusting that if unchecked back in search of the car would continue where you left off.


obviously not the case.


According to testimony from several neighbors idle, that every other day also remain attentive to the minor event that happens in our street, the Audi, not well my brother got out and entered the house, began a slow descent down the street, turned to the right, avoiding miraculously cars circulating at that time, and headed the aforementioned Velodrome Avenue toward the N-II. This circumstance, that has joined itself to the N-II, authorities suspect it still the case that the fondness for what ails every living thing, maybe the car is to the community Aragon, because my brother is Zaragoza. Anyway, if anyone sees passing car near his home, kindly convince the man running behind him, shouting "the fucking Newton was right," to desist and return home, his wife Maria is very concerned.


Monday, April 11, 2011

Mouth Abscesses Bonjela

Dialogues Audi lost my three year old daughter Martina, XII

E ra matter of time before my daughter realized that her father is a freak, if we agree that a freak is a freak. Today dress touched me, and without realizing I've put the clothes over the pajama pants. Three hours later, when I went to pick her up at school and we were back at home, Martina has pulled the pants fuchsia pajama and has taught me under the corduroy pants.
-Pope, but what is this?
-Gee, I've left my pajamas under your clothes.
has smiled and exclaimed: "Oh
potato, how strange you are.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Sango Nova Black Separate



E am in college, sitting in the second row, first seat, to the hallway, and in front of me in the first row of seats, a group of students chatting with buzz before the opening of the class, which should have started normal fifteen minutes ago, but it turns out, mind you of the things one learns in college, there a sort of moratorium or privilege that often take hold teachers, academics called 15 minutes, which may come as a quarter of an hour later each day, so that although the curriculum has the classes last hour and a half, in the end, between one thing and another, it is a short hour.

The case, again, is soon to join a student group that in fact belongs to him and who, day in and day out, late, in fact they stick the sheets from the beginning of course, and apparently still has not managed to make peace, have not reconciled the fucking sheets because today, eight months after starting the school year, you are hitting, without, I gather, has human form to be reconciled so that the girl can be on time for class. Damn sheets that hinder the formation of a young academic careful.

The new girl goes to one of her friends, and serious gesture, and before we even get rid of the backpack hanging from his shoulder and removed the headphones from your iPod, it says Aunt

what you have to do next, at about a more or less? I need you.

As originally stated, with some desperation, and I, then I connected the dots because, I confess, I am very ends meet, I spend my life, oh, tying ropes. Here's one: as we are testing days this poor guy going to do is ask for help from the other to move forward with the test, because obviously an aunt who is entertained watching her sheets stick to the point of all late morning, instead of letting the sheets are killed, not an aunt, as it were, with a happy disposition to study. And therefore is forced to turn to friends to correct this situation. Then I plunged into a discussion of philosophical, ethical, and social on the virtues and benefits up early, so widespread especially the elderly, against the disadvantages and shortcomings of not doing so successfully implement youth, which, as shown, are not very interested in what they say the elderly.

sideways, I have heard as questioned the friend asked:

Well, the one I Superbook, what is?

And there goes the second line I tied: now confess to you my friend who is helpless, jo superincapaz aunt, to take forward the review if it is with your help, and promises that this is the last calls to his aid, which not going to tell you again, well not come home today will pick up the sheets and bind to attend a bilateral summit with the aim of establishing a long and lasting peace in the territory, and if not make them agree to it without further pieces and used for what is normally used linen rags, to clean the furniture or to attend an unexpected delivery. And while I'm erre erre you knotting ropes, I hear that the owner of the sheets

What what is? I brought a deck of poker, I want to teach me to play the fuck up, aunts. Superstrong not yet known.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Cute 2nd Birthday Party Invitation Wording

Poker face conversations with my daughter Martina, three years. XI

M Artina personal computer used as a packet of tissues, the lid, when opened, looks like a laptop screen. While combing her mother against her bathroom mirror entangled in imaginary keyboard as she sings a song.
- El gall i la gallina estava the balcony -sung loudly.
"What song cool," says his mother.
"I'm going to put on the Internet," she says.