Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Julia Roberts Spotty Dress Pretty Woman

Conversations with my three year old daughter Martina, XVII

M Artina walks these days trying to resolve his future career. Among a range of possible professions had expressed their preference for the princess and the teacher. I have tried to remove the option head princess. The arguments I have laid hands are intellectual in nature. I told him that a princess is a merely ornamental figure and subsidiary sentenced for life to live overshadowed by the figure of a prince mediocre. I decided not to share with her one of the recurring fears plaguing father when he pronounces the word princess and daughter in the same sentence: a reality show contestant with aristocratic pretensions whose intellectual capacity is inversely proportional the size of their breasts.
However, this morning I learned that he had seen a third possibility: that of an astronaut. Was I wrong. Quite the contrary. And when I tried to present arguments in favor of it, I've stopped holding Martina did not think, even remotely, be an astronaut.
- Why do not you want to be an astronaut? "I asked.
-Papa, do you know that when astronauts go to the world spend the day walking around in it?
-Si.
"Well I do not want to be an astronaut because I'll finish getting dizzy.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Melanoma How Long Before Spreads

Conversations with my three year old daughter Martina, XVI

E ntramos in the Park Ciutadella. Suddenly, the birds chirping resonate with some noise above our heads, as if the tops of tall trees were at our fingertips. Martina says:
- You hear that Dad? I think someone is in distress.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Blister In My Butt Cheeks

Conversations with my three year old daughter Martina, XV

P ilar will shower and Martina follows the bathroom and never stops talking with his mother while watching how naked. At one point Martina says:
"Mama, you have some markings on the back.
-Son of the fastener.
- And why you put it?
"Because if not drop me your tits, girl.
"No mama, breasts do not fall because have bones.
"No child, believe me fall, go if they fall.
"Well mine did not fall.

Monday, May 2, 2011

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Bin Laden's death soon in the best rooms

E details s premature to move forward, given that the operation was carried out as a few hours and on the Internet is so far pure hearsay and speculation, and whenever The White House has neither confirmed nor denied the details of particular credit but unnamed sources close to the administration contrasted Obama argues that the military operation had ended the life of bin Laden had the presence of a film director and a writer, both famous and prestigious (whose identity, however, should not reveal for now.) It seems the object was to write and refine details of the script for a blockbuster that will premiere this summer in all the rooms of the world. As has extended thanks to those sources, the aforementioned director, known for his perfectionist temperament and character certainly irascible, repeatedly interrupted the operation carried out by Navy SEALs (the legendary and feared special operations U.S.) to give instructions in relation to the need that the actors performed, both members of the command as the guard charged with protecting the founder Al Qaeda, had the film veracity rigor. As has been learned, the director mentioned in anger mounted when one of the terrorists, when he was hit and killed, has not dropped in accordance with the criteria of any action movie, that is, making great fanfare and cramps and bleeding profusely, but dead without paraphernalia, and very bland mild expiration. It is known that Bin Laden himself has been in the skull, the bullet has ended its life with a simple twist of the neck and muttering an imperceptible oh, why the director has made repeated while twenty-seven times. It was reported that Osama Bin Laden has refused to continue making twenty-five, arguing that the twenty-five gunshot wounds to the parietal area were causing him some headaches. Here is housed in a makeshift dressing room and refused to join the fray if not assured two things: that the video of his death would be equal to or more widely than the hanging of Saddam Hussein and would be filmed in HD instead with a mobile "tacky and crap" like the one used to record Saddam. The director has promised that this would be, and the shooting has remprendido until death has adjusted to what is expected of a time of such enormous importance for the U.S. in particular and the world in general.
Everything points to this weekend and will be shown in every cinema trailer for the film, and in no way would be foolish to consider that Bin Laden is postulated as one of the favorites to win one of the prized golden statuettes, but obviously the death condition is an obstacle to be with her, as he showed the case of the unfortunate Heat Ledger. Not be ruled out also the video of the operation with the outtakes circulating on YouTube this afternoon.



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The significance of the news has overshadowed all others, including parasubnormal unexplained event that has been repeated in the Cross Street in MatarĂ³. A parked car has absconded without explanation and, what is stranger, without a driver. The owners are the same as similarly misplaced his Audi as placed on record this blog . This time it was the Seat Leon. The difference from the first time is that on this occasion, the couple of property owners (whose identity will omit from being teased future and that no families are ashamed of them, more if possible) say they left the hand brake. In view of this fact can not be verified by media streams, has requested the intervention of Iker Jimenez to help unravel such mystery. Meanwhile, marriage, very concerned, requesting the cooperation of citizens to determine the whereabouts of the two cars, because while they do not have no choice but to move to the respective work, both out of MatarĂ³, one making use of pink scooter that looks illustrations of Minnie, the relative of Mickey Mouse, and the other on the back of a motorcycle plastic palest pink, similar to what the pictures. Both vehicles are owned by the niece of marriage, which they have been given on the condition that they have to park them call either helps the family to do so, said the girl, anyone but them, please.